Which would be more fun to do in a grocery store?

Posted Sat, 04/10/2010 - 7:49am by StephenL
Run everywhere, and when you turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
38% (8 votes)
Go up to the manager and tell him or her that you’ve lost your mommy, and start crying.
0% (0 votes)
While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he or she has anything for body lice.
0% (0 votes)
Hold up a can of bug spray and ask someone what type of cracker would go best with it.
5% (1 vote)
Every time you pass a particular type of meat, imitate the sound of the animal.
10% (2 votes)
Tell the manager to call for a clean-up in the laxative aisle.
24% (5 votes)
None of these. I am too old for fun in the grocery store.
24% (5 votes)
Total votes: 21

Comments

OldManClayton's picture
by OldManClayton - 04/10/2010 - 1:04pm

Oh, the fun I can have in a grocery store...

My sister used to be embarrassed by goofy antics. Now she just joins in.

Adam's picture
by Adam (not verified) - 04/10/2010 - 2:15pm

What a silly poll. :(

StephenL's picture
by StephenL - 04/10/2010 - 3:33pm

Nonsense. You are never too old to play in a grocery store. :P

RickyRombo's picture
by RickyRombo - 04/10/2010 - 4:18pm

I like to just throw my cart down the lane and "accidentally" knock something over in that aisle and say "my cart lost control"

BoxWorks's picture
by BoxWorks - 04/10/2010 - 6:16pm

BUG SPRAY + CRACKERS = WIN

AssaultAndy's picture
by AssaultAndy - 04/10/2010 - 10:57pm

MMMMMMMMMoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Liz's picture
by Liz - 04/15/2010 - 11:18am

I don't like this poll

RedEchidna's picture
by RedEchidna - 04/16/2010 - 5:28am

I'm assuming "hop on your shopping cart and ride it down the aisles" is a part of option one?

RickyRombo's picture
by RickyRombo - 04/17/2010 - 4:32pm

I actually would like to:

Take a melon from the display, go to the bathroom, grunt, drop it, and make a sigh of relief... getting the floor all wet and scaring people out of their wits.