Which would be more fun to do in a public bathroom?

Grunt and make straining noises for 30 seconds, then drop a cantaloupe from a height of 3 feet into the toilet.
47% (7 votes)
Melt a chocolate bar in your hands, reach under the next stall, and ask the person if they have any extra toilet paper.
13% (2 votes)
Spray Mountain Dew all over the walls and floor of the stall, and say "whoa! Down boy!"
0% (0 votes)
I wouldn't do any of these, but would laugh if someone else did.
7% (1 vote)
None. This poll is sick!
33% (5 votes)
Total votes: 15

Comments

OldManClayton's picture

Definitely the cantaloupe. I probably wouldn't do it, but it would be hilarious. Except for the part where you have to fish out the cantaloupe because it won't flush.

Adam's picture

Id do none of these because I have respect for the cleaner :Heartsuperior:

OldManClayton's picture

Part of why I wouldn't be able to do it. Not only for the janitor, but because it would just be weird to purposefully make a mess inside a building. O_o

I'd hazard a guess not many could bring themselves to do something like this.

Adam's picture

Of course, if you were the janitor OMC, I may consider it ;)

RickyRombo's picture

I wouldn't exactly enjoy the splash, but it'd be hilarious to drop the cantaloupe!